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NAME AGE BREED 6.5
Easter 8 years Tabby Cat 6
5.5
5
CRIME
4.5
Killed an unsuspecting mouse and
took its corpse into the house as an PET SHERRIF’S DEPT. 4
alleged ‘gift’ to the owner. Charged 3.5
3
with premeditated murder and tam- EASTER 2.5
pering with evidence. FIRST-DEGREE MURDER 2
1.5
1
6.5
6
NAME AGE BREED
5.5
Flippy 6 years Yellow-Bellied Slider
5
4.5
CRIME
4 PET SHERRIF’S DEPT.
3.5 Looked at the owner dead in the eye
3 FLIPPY as she pooped on the newly bought
2.5 VANDALISM trainer shoes because they “smelled
2 too nice.”
1.5
1
6.5
6
NAME AGE BREED
5.5
Buddy 7 years Golden Retriever
5
4.5
CRIME 4
Growled at a Dachshund who just PET SHERRIF’S DEPT.
3.5
wanted to play with him and immedi- BUDDY 3
ately decided that the innocent dog 2.5
was a threat. INTIMIDATION 2
1.5
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